6 Reasons Androids Should Have the Smiley Poop Emoji

Here are 6 very good reasons why all Androids should have a Smiley Poop emoji. Yes, we have a stinky poop emoji, but that isn’t enough. smiley poop


1. It makes everything okay.

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Sending someone a Smiley Poop shows that despite how bad your day might be, you’re okay. It sucks, but you’re okay.


2. It makes you strong.
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People will think you have guts and that you take risks! You’re not afraid of showing your true self and that, my friends, is strength!


3. It gives you a sense of humor.
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This emoji makes you an Instant comedian in seconds. No matter what you say, throw a Smiley Poop in there and BAM! You’ll never have another awkward failed joke, ever.


4. It’s flirty.
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Your crush may never know what you mean by it, but you do. And that’s all that matters.


5. You’ll never offend anyone, ever.
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You can say whatever you want to someone and just pop in that Smiley Poop emoji at the end. They’ll think it’s a comical joke and you’ll feel better for getting whatever you had to say off your chest.


6. Smelly poop stinks.
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Smelly Poop emoji just doesn’t cut it. It doesn’t make anyone happy to give or receive a smelly poop.

#GiveUsSmileyPoop

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