What do you mean?

So here’s a quick update,

  1. Luc and I bought an aquarium and some fish.
  2. I’m starting school again really soon.
  3. I really enjoy cross stitching.

 

Alright enough of that, so I also had something really hilarious happen to me lately. Basically, Luc and I were texting each other one morning and the results were just too funny. Here’s what was said word for word.

Natalie: I don’t think I understood your last text.

Luc: What do you mean?

Natalie: Wow, I was just singing that song right now.

Luc: What song?

Natalie: What do you mean. It’s been stuck in my head all morning.

Luc: Natalie, I haven’t been home all morning, I couldn’t hear you singing.

(Facepalm)

Natalie: The song is called What do you mean by Justin Bieber.

Luc: Oh. That’s a stupid song name.

 

Literally the funniest text messages I have ever sent. To this day I can’t say what do you mean without cracking up. Reading over it now though it sounds kind of lame haha. Whatever. 😛

 

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6 Reasons Androids Should Have the Smiley Poop Emoji

Here are 6 very good reasons why all Androids should have a Smiley Poop emoji. Yes, we have a stinky poop emoji, but that isn’t enough. smiley poop


1. It makes everything okay.

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Sending someone a Smiley Poop shows that despite how bad your day might be, you’re okay. It sucks, but you’re okay.


2. It makes you strong.
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People will think you have guts and that you take risks! You’re not afraid of showing your true self and that, my friends, is strength!


3. It gives you a sense of humor.
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This emoji makes you an Instant comedian in seconds. No matter what you say, throw a Smiley Poop in there and BAM! You’ll never have another awkward failed joke, ever.


4. It’s flirty.
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Your crush may never know what you mean by it, but you do. And that’s all that matters.


5. You’ll never offend anyone, ever.
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You can say whatever you want to someone and just pop in that Smiley Poop emoji at the end. They’ll think it’s a comical joke and you’ll feel better for getting whatever you had to say off your chest.


6. Smelly poop stinks.
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Smelly Poop emoji just doesn’t cut it. It doesn’t make anyone happy to give or receive a smelly poop.

#GiveUsSmileyPoop

HAPPY 2015!!!!!!!!!

I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry!!!!!!!! I know it’s been a long time. I know I’m bad at making consistent posts. BUT WHO CARES. Let’s be honest, I haven’t been consistent for two years so why change now!

Oh wait, now’s the perfect time because It’s a new year and that’s what people do. They change their habits.

Not me! I’m going to keep going with the flow. Whatevs! You got a problem, you can call my agent. Lol just kidding. Don’t have one of those… YET. 😛

1. I’m in a great mood.

2. I’m going to New York soon to visit my Boo.

3. I’m finishing up some final touches on a book I wrote during the month of November.

What??? You may say. You wrote a book?

Yes. In fact I did. And I’m proud of it and all it’s apocalypse/alien-ness.

Also, I have big things planned for 2015…

Here’s a picture of a homemade cake my sister and I baked for my mom’s birthday. Love you mom!

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Is this a random post? I am feeling a little hyper…

GUESS WHAT!!!

poop.