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What do you mean?

So here’s a quick update,

  1. Luc and I bought an aquarium and some fish.
  2. I’m starting school again really soon.
  3. I really enjoy cross stitching.

 

Alright enough of that, so I also had something really hilarious happen to me lately. Basically, Luc and I were texting each other one morning and the results were just too funny. Here’s what was said word for word.

Natalie: I don’t think I understood your last text.

Luc: What do you mean?

Natalie: Wow, I was just singing that song right now.

Luc: What song?

Natalie: What do you mean. It’s been stuck in my head all morning.

Luc: Natalie, I haven’t been home all morning, I couldn’t hear you singing.

(Facepalm)

Natalie: The song is called What do you mean by Justin Bieber.

Luc: Oh. That’s a stupid song name.

 

Literally the funniest text messages I have ever sent. To this day I can’t say what do you mean without cracking up. Reading over it now though it sounds kind of lame haha. Whatever. 😛

 

6 Reasons Androids Should Have the Smiley Poop Emoji

Here are 6 very good reasons why all Androids should have a Smiley Poop emoji. Yes, we have a stinky poop emoji, but that isn’t enough. smiley poop

1. It makes everything okay.

falling bunny

Sending someone a Smiley Poop shows that despite how bad your day might be, you’re okay. It sucks, but you’re okay.

2. It makes you strong.
spongebob

People will think you have guts and that you take risks! You’re not afraid of showing your true self and that, my friends, is strength!

3. It gives you a sense of humor.
not funny

This emoji makes you an Instant comedian in seconds. No matter what you say, throw a Smiley Poop in there and BAM! You’ll never have another awkward failed joke, ever.

4. It’s flirty.
winky

Your crush may never know what you mean by it, but you do. And that’s all that matters.

5. You’ll never offend anyone, ever.
offensive

You can say whatever you want to someone and just pop in that Smiley Poop emoji at the end. They’ll think it’s a comical joke and you’ll feel better for getting whatever you had to say off your chest.

6. Smelly poop stinks.
sadness

Smelly Poop emoji just doesn’t cut it. It doesn’t make anyone happy to give or receive a smelly poop.

#GiveUsSmileyPoop

The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion

rosie projectWhen I heard Indigo was teaming up with this author to make a World’s Biggest Book Club out of this book, I thought, heck, why not. I had been wanting to read it for a while but just never took the time to pick it up. They were doing the book club because his second book was being released within the next few weeks. I read his book in 4 hours. I loved it so much, I just couldn’t put it down!

Don Tillman is a genetics professor who lives his life very strictly. Everything he does during the day is timed to the minute and he always uses his time in order to obtain maximum efficiency.

After doing some calculations and really pondering on the thought of happiness. He decides that he should be married. But in doing so, he has to find a wife. The thing is, Don never seems to get passed the first date. He decides to start the Wife Project.

He creates this questionnaire that he will give out to any woman that seems interested or who might be a good match. They have to fill out a lot of questions and the answers will decide if they are a perfect match or not. He has the idea in his head of who his perfect match would be and decides that he won’t settle for anything less.

That’s when he meets Rosie and she was basically the exact opposite of what he was looking for.

Both of them end up working together in order to figure out who Rosie’s father is, seeing as Don takes great interest in genetics, he seems to be the only one that can help her. They call it the Rosie Project. As all love stories go… you get the point.

This story was beautifully written and I just kept wanting to know how both projects would end. Would Don find the ideal woman? Would Rosie ever figure out who her father was? And as much as Don might have been a little different and very stubborn, you easily fall in love with the guy and you root for him throughout the story.

The story is light and a real feel-good read. I recommend it to people who regularly read adult fiction but want a different more comical love story with very individual characters.

I give this story a 10 out of 10.

You really need to read it! I also own the second book now and can’t wait to read it either!!! I need to know more!!!

Apples to Apples Board Game

Apples to ApplesApples to Apples is a great family game if the kids are 12 and older and it’s fun to play at a party. The box includes 2 different kinds of cards. Category cards and item cards. There a lot more item cards than there are category ones. The category cards are usually adjectives like gross, funny, cute, etc.

The rules are:

Each player has a series of item cards. You really don’t have to be specific as to how many cards you have but as long as everyone has the same amount at all times you’re good.

Once per turn, a player picks up a category card and shows it to the group.

Each player must pick a card out of their hand that best describes the category or is most funniest with the category and gives it the player who turned over the category card.

Once the player who turned the category card has all the other player’s cards, he turns them all over and reads them all out loud. Then that player picks the card he likes best or fits the card best. There are no rules as to why you picked the card.

The player who’s card was picked as the best one wins the category card.

Anyways, to make a long story short, you just continue playing the game over and over and at the end, the player with the most category cards wins!

It’s hilarious and I love playing this game with friends.

10 out of 10 on the games scale.

Funniest airport moment I’ve ever had.

So, for the past 2 days, I’ve been in Calgary. It’s beautiful here and I have been a little too busy to publish anything.

Although, while I was checking in my bags to get to Calgary, the funniest thing happened.

So, I was standing next to my dad. He is a regular guy, kinda weird but he’s normal. He was also wearing his uniform jacket. So it had the word sheriff printed on the front. As we waited for the security guards to tell me my bag was clear, another security guard called my dad over. They turned their backs to me and the security guard asked my dad a question really quietly. That is when my dad started to laugh.

Apparently, the security guard had asked if I was a prisoner and if my dad was escorting me to another province.

Well, that was the first time that had ever happened to me and I laughed so hard. It was ridiculous. Once the security guard found out he was my dad, he was so embarrassed. I kind of felt bad for him but come on, you’d think that a prisoner would have handcuffs. Wouldn’t of been wearing a tailored coat and a cute hat. I mean come on! Do I look like a prisoner?

It was so funny. I will never forget that airport experience.